The Cottage
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Audition Date:
Tuesday, Jan. 20 at 7 p.m. (yes, the date is correct)
Show Dates: March 13-15, 19-22, 2026
Casting: 3 women, 3 men
Director: Maeghan Bishop-Brienzo
Stage Manager: Amy Kelly
About the show:
A riotous romantic farce in the spirit of Noël Coward, The Cottage delivers mistaken identities, scandalous secrets, and nonstop hilarity. When lovers Sylvia and Beau escape to a cozy countryside cottage to start anew, unexpected guests—and outrageous revelations—turn their plans upside down. From the playwright of Clue On Stage, it’s a whirlwind of witty chaos and charming mischief with love (mostly) conquering all.
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Characters
Actors of all gender identities, ethnic and racial backgrounds, sexual orientations, body types, ages, and abilities are encouraged to audition for whatever role they feel suits them.
SLYVIA: A lovely and rash romantic
BEAU: Perhaps the best-looking man in Britain
MARJORIE: Eight months pregnant, pragmatic, and a tad spicy
CLARKE: A distinguished gent with a lover's spirit
DIERDRE: An awfully pretty, sometimes wise, nincompoop
RICHARD: A murderous, yet gentle soul